12.28.06
Well, today’s honoree is Mr. Hoc Spit! He taught he a very valuable lesson today. ALWAYS make sure your washer fluid tank is full! OK, so I’m driving into work this morning, getting my praise on! Look out world, Here comes the Chuckster! All of a sudden I see one of those Monster trucks coming my way. Now, have you ever had one of those moments when things went into SLOOOOOOOOOOOW MOOOOOOOOOOTION? Well such was the moment. Mr. Hoc Spit, who should get an olympic medal for what happens next. HOCKS out the window what has to be the biggest wad of alien fluid! I see it coming at me like a big bird (SLOWLY, NO LORD PLEASE, NOOOO) towards my “SPLAT!!!”… windshield…. So like, at the site of this stuff, I’m now trying not to projectile hurl. I begin to ramble, fumble, somebody call the police, for the washer fluid button. …As the blades automatically start to spread this stuff across my window; which only makes it worse, guess what!?! AWWWWWWWWWWWK! No washer fluid. Need I say more? Do you get the visual? Share it with me! No, No, Share it with me!
Mr. Hoc, congrats dude! You’ve made the honor roll today!
12.19.06
Rhonda, Happy Birthday Gurl! Even though the day brought just a bit of the blues, please look on the bright side, I’M YOUR FRIEND! I know, I can hear yo lil smart mouth, “Yeah, that and $1.29 plus my MVP card will get me a bag of Chips form Safeway!” Seriously though, you deserved a much better day, I hope by my acknowledging that makes you feel a lil bit better. AND! you made today’s honor roll! Happy Birthday and may Abba father grant you with many, many more years of good health up there in Maryland! One last thing, I know it’s hard, I know you are struggling, but fight the good fight. Don’t relax your standards. Be the WOV that you are, a Woman of Virtue! Hang in there gurl!
Roz, WE WON! Praise God! What a victory and exercise in faith! You get a pass for at least two months now so NAG ON! Thank you for going the extra mile. Thank you for being a wonderful friend, for having my back! For holding it down in Columbus, and most of all for taking care of my “just like a sister” cousin - V-Butt!
…And you are even a BUCKEYE fan which scores you addition honor roll points, heck you might be MAGNA QUM LAWD! You made today’s honor roll!