Ride The Lifetrain w/Chuckie

I was just laying here thinking, when I should have been “THANKING!”. Thanking all of you for the prayers for my Mommy. She is doing just fine. She came home from the Hospital Yesterday.

Now …just how humiliating is this?

Can you believe they put a brutha out there like that, grrrrrrr! I was gonna call social services, but I forgot to pay my cell phone bill. Figured out a way to handle that though (see below).  But first, look at the flippers on that dude!

Look at the flippers on dis Guy! Imagine what it took to push that big head out!

That’s ok though cause I made a lot of money. I showed them; went into business for myself! Made lots of money at bachelorette parties during this time period! Go Chuckie, Go Chuckie, it’s your birthday, Go Chuckie. Had to retire though. You’ve heard of the Chippendale’s? Well, I kinda became the Chippen-WHALE!

Anyhow, as usual as we do on the Train each Monday, we greet the new week with hope and optimisim. So, to my fellow pasengers, pass it on, “Merry Monday!”.

All Aboard, The LiFeTrain!